The Posh Paw Blog

In what ways do you communicate online?

Let’s start by stating the obvious:

I am a woman of words.

And emojis.

And GIFs.

And suspiciously well-timed memes.

You want a casual one-liner in a group chat?

I’m your girl.

You want a voice note delivered with the flair of a Shakespeare soliloquy?

Done.

You want a heartfelt paragraph that somehow still manages to slip in a Bowie lyric?

Please. Am I not me?

I communicate in exclamations (!!!), ellipses (…), caps when necessary (DAD, WHY), and the occasional “seen 2:37pm” when I need to hold dramatic power.

And don’t get me started on my typing rhythm.

If you’ve never emotionally typed a message one line at a time like:

listen

I’m not saying

it’s a bad idea

but

what if we just

didn’t

…then you’re missing out on theatre, darling. Pure theatre.

So yes — online I speak in italics, subtext, and sly reference. I’m fluent in typo, sarcasm, and sticker pack. I’ve been known to send a picture of a ferret in a party hat to express congratulations.

Because at the end of the day, it’s not just what you say —

It’s how flamboyantly you say it.

Stay fabulous,
Luce 💋